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Hmm. Not a big reading month, apparently.

Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand —
Come and see my shining castle built upon the sand!
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Most readers live in London: they are run-down, querulous, constipated, soot-ridden, stained with asphalt and nicotine and, as a result of sitting all day on a chair in a box and eating too fast, slightly mad sufferers from indigestion.
- Cyril Connolly, Enemies Of Promise
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Finance, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Dice, n. Small polka-dotted cubes, constructed like a lawyer to lie upon any side, but commonly on the wrong one.

-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Variety is the spice of love.
- Helen Rowland
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain


Among the smaller duties of life I hardly know any one more important than that of not praising where praise is not due.
- Sydney Smith
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I shall be at a wedding. Sunday 23rd will, therefore, be spent travelling several hundred miles onna train. It's the best date for the two people most urgently concerned, but that doesn't stop me being mildly grumpy about it.

Also I have finally replaced laptop battery, and can once more roam untethered, quite possibly into moving traffic.

Be aware of wonder. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
Robert Fulghum


Do not look at the faces in the illustrated papers. Look at the faces in the street.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other married couples they sometimes live apart.
- "Saki" (H.H. Munro)



No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I am concerned, they are lower than vermin.

- Aneurin Bevan
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I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is largely mythical on almost all occasions. I don't know why I do things.
- J. B. S. Haldane
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- A. Whitney Brown


Beauty is whatever gives joy.

- Edna St. Vincent Millay


An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

- Aldous Huxley
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The best and most overwhelmingly one-up way to go to an exhibition with a person is to be in love with the person and for the person to be in love with you. It is no bad thing to hold hands with the person even if she is not in love with you, as long as she does not look grumpy.

-Stephen Potter, One-Upmanship
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Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
- Talleyrand, on coffee
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Local butcher has turkeys hanging in the window. With wing primaries and tail feathers left, and carefully alternating black, white, black, white...

Nevertheless, before all be given up, let a walk in a wood be tried.
- Anthony Trollope


After your first two thousand difficulty begins, but until you have ten thousand volumes the less said about your library the better. Then you may begin to speak.
- Augustine Birrell

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Why is it that after a long and enthusiastic dinner party involving many many lots wine I wake up free from all care, but the day after a sober and early night I feel as if I've been run over by a hovercraft full of eels?

Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Man, at his best, remains a sort of one-lunged animal, never completely rounded and perfect, as a cockroach, say, is perfect.
- H.L. Mencken
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Well, I can remove "snap a key off in a lock" from my life-long to do list. And it was very nearly as irritating as it sounds.

Also there is parkin, that well-known dark gingerbread and occasional tarmac substitute.

So, on balance, things are fine.

The majority of husbands remind one of nothing so much as an orangutan trying to play the violin.
- Honoré de Balzac
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The definition of a perfect gentleman is one who can play the accordion, but does not.
The ever-prolific Anon.
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A little talcum
Is always walcum.
Ogden Nash, Babies
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My dear sir,
I have just read your play.

Oh, my dear sir.

-Anon
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You may have genius. The contrary is of course probable.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table
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A hearty slating always does me good, particularly if it be well written. It begins by enlisting my professional respect; it ends by making me examine my ideas coldly in the privacy of my chamber. Not, of course, that I usually revise them, but I at least examine them.
H. L. Mencken

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