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Why is it that after a long and enthusiastic dinner party involving many many lots wine I wake up free from all care, but the day after a sober and early night I feel as if I've been run over by a hovercraft full of eels?

Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Man, at his best, remains a sort of one-lunged animal, never completely rounded and perfect, as a cockroach, say, is perfect.
- H.L. Mencken